Here it is, finally: my testament of love to (and defense of) Spider-Man 3. You know what this is about. Just dig right in.
Category: Movies
From the Vault: Why “E.T.” is a Terrible Movie I Will Only Watch Again If Shots Are Involved
I first watched E.T. as a kid and I didn’t really remember it well when I found out that the school I was then teaching at was going to show it in class. Even as a child, I didn’t care much for the film but just like most people in the word, I know what happens. What I didn’t know when I rewatched it was that it was absolute, flaming garbage. And here’s why.